JDI

Didn’t some wise guy once say, “I learned very early the difference
between knowing the name of something and knowing something.”?
This sounds like a mantra for the forum.(Motto: Any good idea has been thought of before)

It is spelled “DFSS” – see pronunciation guide belowhttp://www.isixsigma.com/forum/showmessage.asp?
messageID=149685(motto: vide infra)

Ignore PRPatel – he is wrong. Your data is discrete.Would you say your data is probably continuous because exactly
50.00000% (one out of two) people have told it is so far?JDI (Motto: 50% of doctors graduate below average)

Despair.com is one of my favourites: something about Continuous improvement being a death march rather than a marathon.JDI(Motto: I should really be doing some work)

“If we can’t do it fast, we will do it half-fast”JDI (Motto: all mottoes are too general)

Dr. Notharry – don’t you think you should be able to spell your own name?JDI (Motto: Busted!)

Are you on crack(berry)?JDI(Motto: Read what you have typed before pressing the send button)

I’ve got to agree with you, who wants a product where the frontman is powered by hot air?On the plus side, I don’t have to go to a course and get certified, I can get the movie for $10.99 (reduced from $19.99) at Amazon. Sir Topham Hatt makes an appearance as a “thought leader”.JDI (motto: Anything narrated by Pierce Brosnan has got to be good)

Cant u evn taK d tym 2 formul8 a wel thort ot msg? [email protected] a drkJDI – moto: doin fings shortA sinc 2k8

Six Sigma can be applied universally, that much is clear. Look at the attached map of activity.JDI (motto: There will always be some noise wherever you look)

You want a good Six Sigma car? You can have mine.
JDI (motto: most of the car is within the specification limits)

Mike:If management really wants numbers that fit all projects, then I would give them the following. Define: 15%, Measure: 40%, Analyze: 25%, Improve: 20%, Control: 25%. If they make that kind of demand, they won’t understand anyway.JDI (Motto: There are three kinds of projects, those that are based on good data and those that aren’t)

No, your[sic] are uneducated.MSWord has better grammar and spelling than you do.JDI (motto: It’s the apostrophes you’re having problems with)

Cool! I can be e-xlax-SixSigma.JDI (motto: Harsh, but fast at getting rid of S**T)

Hey! great post! Architects don’t actually DO anything, they just do some nice pictures of the design and sell the darn thing. If you can’t build it, well that’s just poor Engineering.

SixSigma* pronunciation guide:DMAIC – “dee-MAY-ik”DFSS – “DOO-fuss”Example: “This doesn’t look like a DMAIC project, it looks like a DFSS project”*Or some combination of “leanSomething, “eSomething”, “iSomething”, “MindProtestingSomething”, etc. ; I don’t know what’s trendy today.

Take to your leaders a project for identifying projects for idiots who have no direction, no business sense and can’t think for themselves. Call the project, “The Blind Leading the Blind.”Oh, and I want a return of $100,000 on each project.Oh, oh, oh… and get them done in a month, NO make it a e-lean-JDI-quick-hit-Kaizen Event (incorporated with…[Read more]

All quick and easy to implement.- Sell all your inventory.- Do away with the “Just Do It” rewards program.- Get rid of lazy people with no imagination.

The URL used in the previous post, is that your sort of “independent source with no skin in the game?”  

Source for that figure please!