Mike Carnell


  • @Mike-Carnell – and don’t get me started on the whole “1.5 sigma shift” bullshizzle. 2 years, 3 months ago

  • @mike-carnell “what about 4.5 sigma”?  :) 2 years, 4 months ago

  • @Mike-Carnell: Well, you knew someone was going to quibble.  Education has an inherent value that can’t be measured by such things as placement rates and incomes of graduates.  Speaking for myself, my undergrad degree was liberal arts with a double major in English and philosophy.  Not highly employable even back then.  I found it invaluable whe…[Read more]

  • Heh, heh @Mike-Carnell  I had the same issue applying 5S in my home office, basement workshop, and kitchen.  It comes down to being brutally honest with sorting.  Stuff you frequently use or reference?  Okay, store that as easy to find and access as possible, and as near as possible to where you use it.  No brainer.  Then there’s stuff you somet…[Read more]

  • One thing I’d recommend is to apply 5S to your home office workspace, your work diskspace, and cloud storage.  It’s lean, not six sigma.  You probably know the drill.  Many people, especially those new to working from home, don’t do it.  They may think it’s all about utilizing the technology.  An organized workspace where you have ready, easy to f…[Read more]

  • @Mike-Carnell: sorry forgot your name 2 years, 8 months ago

  • @Mike-Carnell  @MBBinWI .  I was thinking of forming a new all encompassing accreditation organisation I am calling the “Association of Pragmatic, Enthusiastic, Sociable, Highly Intelligent Teamsters Improvement Organisation” or APESHIT Improvement Organisation for short.

    I think $100 a year subscription should be good.  Would you guys promote th…[Read more]

  • @Andy-Parr, @Mike-Carnell – good to see you both are still here.  Funny how some people latch on to something and their perspective totally vanishes.  Oh, well.  I tried.  Must be getting soft in my old age – I didn’t even look to take out the flame-thrower.  Best to you both. 2 years, 10 months ago

  • WOW!!!!!!  This thread is soooo coooool.  Reminds me of the good ole days when the argument was about the 1.5 sigma shift.  Only thing missing from this thread is Stan challenging Fausto to a duel and debate.  @rbutler  This is the most I have seen you write and argue in the many many years I have followed your posts.  Its been a blast.  I know t…[Read more]

  • @cseider, @mike-carnell, @rubtler, @darth, @Sharmin

    Statisticians and Master Black Belts

    As expected, MINITAB did not provide the THEORY of T Charts.

    They wrote to me: “”””Through our free tech support, we would not be able to have a discussion regarding the theory of T charts. We can show you how to use Minitab. If you’d like to research the t…[Read more]

  • @mike-carnell

    Oh Mr President,

    YOU wrote “””Is this twitter? :)”””

    I only replied to you “””NO it is not! ”””

    SINCE YOUR background in Six Sigma and Lean dates back to the original deployment at Motorola in 1986, YOU should be able to SOLVE “the Montgomery case”!!!

      2 years, 10 months ago

  • @cseider, @mike-carnell, @rubtler, @darth, @Sharmin

    Is this twitter? :)

    NO it is not!

    It is the place where anyone can see IF people solve the Montgomery case of EXPONENTIALLY distributed data!!!


    @ Robert Butler I expected that you would not reply to the two simple questions!

    Waffling could not help you, in this case!

    My…[Read more]

  • Is this twitter? :)

    Happy new year to my buds such as @mike-carnell and @rubtler and @darth 2 years, 10 months ago

  • @mike-carnell  let’s hope the Astros do well. 3 years, 1 month ago

  • @mike-carnell   –    Is it your in-law relative that is founder of IASSC  that sued Peter you just boosted up moments ago???

    Peter Peterka’s Global Six Sigma USA ( Exposed: A Case Study on Deceptive Training Providers & Fake Reviews 3 years, 1 month ago

  • @katiebarry, @mike-carnell, @cseider, @rbutler.

    You guys are so lame!!!!  CCPS is Center for Chemical Process Safety.  This is not to be confused with EPSC or European Process Safety Center.  We are having a joint conference Oct 1-2 in Frankfurt, Germany.  The recommended hotel is the Maritim Hotel Frankfurt.  Coincidentally, I have stayed ther…[Read more]

  • @KatieBarry, @mike-carnell

    Jeez…, restaurants, Uber….what kind of woosie run is FM doing???  How about sleeping out under the beautiful Fall sky with the sparkling stars….hunting and gathering his food and fishing from the running rivers and drinking water from the mountain fed lakes.  That’s what Real Mike would do if he didn’t h…[Read more]

  • @Darth Here’s where you can learn more about Fake Mike’s run! Here’s the direct link to his Instagram for the run:

    As @Mike-Carnell mentioned, I’m still here! :) 3 years, 2 months ago

  • @mike-carnell   It is nice that you remember old Darth.  It’s just that I can’t recall you ever being nice to me.  You, Robert and Chris sure are active again posting sometimes useful information.  Has anyone spoken to Fake Mike to see if he is interested in revitalizing the Forum or getting back into the Conference business?  Even the Brady Bunch…[Read more]

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