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    Frustrated BB
    Participant

    I’m preparing a presentation on Balanced Scorecards.  If anybody knwos a good jokes on this topic it would be greatly appreciated.
    Thanks!
     

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    #94500

    Mikel
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    The only good joke I can think of lately is Reigle.

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    #94502

    Anna O’Connell
    Participant

    I’m disappointed, Stan.  I rely on you for my 6 Sigma related cynical humor!
    I would have thought you could come up with something, even if you had to start with formulaic approaches like: “How many Balanced Scorecards witll it take to return our company to profitability ?” 
    Anna O’C
    P.S. The answer, of course, is “None.  Balanced Scorecards are results reports, a way to see ‘what happened’.  It is the actions we take, and their effect on our customers’ satisfaction that will determine the fate of our company.  “

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    #94505

    DaveG
    Participant

    I admit it’s corny, but it came quickly:
    Q:  What’s the difference between a Consultant and a Balanced Scorecard?
    A:  Executives don’t pay Balanced Scorecards thousands of dollars for 1-day seminars that Employees could give for free.
    A2:  The “BS” in Balanced Scorecard is just a coincidence.

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    sqe
    Member

    Too much credit for Reigle, he isn’t even a GOOD joke.

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