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  • #51192

    Marz
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    Does anyone have any project ideas that can be worked on for BB certification or company projects.  Just looking for ideas.

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    #177061

    JDI
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    Take to your leaders a project for identifying projects for idiots who have no direction, no business sense and can’t think for themselves. Call the project, “The Blind Leading the Blind.”Oh, and I want a return of $100,000 on each project.Oh, oh, oh… and get them done in a month, NO make it a e-lean-JDI-quick-hit-Kaizen Event (incorporated with OJT), I hear those can be done in one day.I can’t show up until late in the afternoon, but I still get credit as a member of the team for the project, right?…and can the people on the team get BB certification too?JDI (motto: Any project returns double the ROI if you do it in half the time)

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    #177065

    anon
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    Kevin, JDI was harsh but you asked for it.
    We have no idea of your industry, mngt structure, etc. Who is training you? Can they not assist? Are you in training with anyone else – can they assist? If the answer is no to all those questions you likely don’t have much of a chance of “getting it” anyway. However, use whatever training you’re getting. Get with your boss and do a Problem Statement & Objective Statement on an area of his/her pain…follow your training from there.
    PS: If your training does not lead you from that point – give up. It won’t work.

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    #177067

    JDI
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    Cool! I can be e-xlax-SixSigma.JDI (motto: Harsh, but fast at getting rid of S**T)

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    #177072

    Marz
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    Apparently your are uneducated on the subject yourself.  Or is it you need the ex-lax?

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    #177095

    JDI
    Participant

    No, your[sic] are uneducated.MSWord has better grammar and spelling than you do.JDI (motto: It’s the apostrophes you’re having problems with)

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