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    Howling Owl
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    This has got to be the best BS post ever on isixsigma
    “Japanese companies do use SPC on shopfloor and also for tracking time. I have seen it in Toyota.” by Monk.
    Does anyone who has ever worked for or with any Japanese company believe this? As for saying Toyota uses this method betrays a complete lack of understanding of TPS and of Lean.
    Now watch Monk morph into various characters and come to his own defense! What a joke!

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    #149174

    Monk
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    Your intelligence has got totally exhausted and that is evident from the statements you are making in this forum. Aparently, you are the generator of ths post and you donot even realise it !!
    Give your best shot….come on!

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    #149177

    EdG
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    So you are saying that NO Japanese company uses SPC or any other means of understanding how their process is performing with respect to its capability?
    Now who is being naive???

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    #149179

    Lebowski
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    I seriously doubt you have ever been into a Toyota factory.

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    #149180

    Monk
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    What has that to do with SPC? I have been Toyota plant in India and visited it from the supplier side. So I know how it works.
    I appreciate the TPS, as it has integrated SPC in their daily work force. It was not done in a day…It has taken ages for Toyota to acheive what they are today.
    Six-Sigma is a good approach and many of the SPC tools are used in Toyota and good thing is those don’t come as project. Remember this is the ultimate goal, to integrate your improvement tools wit your daily work routine. It will take an organisation atleast 5-10 years to do that. They have to start somewhere and to get the attention of all employees, six-sigma deinately helps. A lot also depends on how is deployed.
    Monk

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    #149182

    Lebowski
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    So how long after speaking to you did Toyota fire your company as a supplier. There was an joke that said “I wouldn’t want to be a member of any club that would have me as a member.” Toyota had to look at you and wonder if your company was as superficial in there improvement efforts as the nonsense that comes out of your mouth.
    Look at your entire third paragraph. You are nothing more than a talking head. You lecture and throw out little snipits trying to sound like you know something but you contribute no substance to any string.
    Lebowski

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    #149183

    Monk
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    WHAT !!
    Where is the data ?
    Lebowski, you make a lot of assumptions in your life. Looks like you have gone insane. GOD help you to stabalise your heart rate at this age!
    Monk

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    #149187

    Lebowski
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    “Lebowski, you make a lot of assumptions in your life. Looks like you have gone insane. GOD help you to stabalise your heart rate at this age!”
    More of your nonsense. Now you are qualified to judge sanity, My heat rate and my age? You have no knowledge of any of the three. It looks much more like you can’t deal with someone questioning your irrational statements.
    Lebowski

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    #149190

    Monk
    Participant

    Lebowski,
    If you are looking for job, I have a job vacancy in the Facility dept. to clean the stuff……you are invited for interview. Let me know your job expectations and any specific needs..!
    All the Best.
    Monk

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    #149191

    Lebowski
    Participant

    You are so clever. I suppose that is your best attempt at humor? It appears you are as inept at humor as you are at Six Sigma.
    I am well employed. Thank you for your concern.
    If I were looking for employment the first criteria would be that they would be intelligent enough not to employ someone as superficial as you. The fact that your employer put someone with your lack of depth in front of a customer definately leaves your company out.
    Lebowski

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    #149192

    Monk
    Participant

    Lebo,
    Thanks for the compliment.
    You seem to be very frustrated with life and 1.5sigma shift.
    One suggestion – Take a good nap and forget all the worries of Harry.
    else…I will give u a good job and pay as well…..contact me.
    Monk

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    #149196

    Lebowski
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    No frustration here. I lead a blessed life and am quite content.
    My Six Sigma work doesn’t depend on the shift or Harry ans cetsainly not you.
    Lebowski

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    #149208

    Adam
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