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    Yaseen Tahir
    Member

    Hi, hope every one will be fine.I want to be come a member of the discussion forum of i six sigma.Please inform me that what steps should be taken to this propose.thanks,Yaseen Tahir

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    #187634

    Stevo
    Member

    Yaseer,
     
    Our standards are not high and becoming a member is easy:
     

    No IQ requirement
    Styles differ, so try to see the “spirit” of the message vs. getting hung up on the words.  Thick skin helps
    Try to give sometimes and not only receive
    Have a little fun
     
    Congratulations – You are now a member!!!
     
    Stevo

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    #187658

    Yaseen Tahir
    Member

    Thanks

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    #187662

    Ken Feldman
    Participant

    Darn you Stevo. Once again you go off and make unilateral decisions regarding membership without consulting with the Bored of Directors. We reviewed the applicant’s credentials and find that he is not worthy of such membership unless he pays the application and membership fee. You can’t just keep giving away the money. Sure glad that you are not in the financial services business.

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    #187677

    Taylor
    Participant

    Darth, This happens every year about this time. It starts to get cold and Snow in the Ohio basin and Stevo looses his mind and starts making horrible decisions. He usually just walks around and mumbles something about the Northwest and then the drinking starts.

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    #187678

    Mikel
    Member

    Yea Stevo, it’s my job to give away the money.You are a banker and as such you should be fleecing this guy (10%)
    and figuring out how to get the gov’t to cover your management’s
    risky behavior and bloated bonuses (90%).

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    #187680

    Stevo
    Member

    Banking isn’t what it used to be (wink, wink).  The man is watching our every move. 
     
    Until the dust settles, I’m taking a different approach  – less money upfront and once they have come on board, take my share.  Not unlike a drug dealer.
     
    Stevo
     
    Ps.  Stan – you have already grown too fat on the innocent.
     
    Pss.   Seattle, mumble mumble, Portland, mumble mumble, anywhere NW but Spokane  mumble.

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