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  • #40399

    HF Chris
    Participant

    Dr. Phil,It’s time for an intervention. It appears that Stan is finally showing is soft side. In an uncontrollable posting we now know about his hobbies and neighborhood (granted he is no Mister Rogers). If you don’t get to him in time, we will start seeing pictures of his family and relatives.Chris 

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    #125213

    Mikel
    Member

    That one is good. you are in the running for the post of the week.
    Just don’t show it to Joe BB – he has some issues with his manhood and intellect he is working through.

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    #125215

    Joe BB
    Participant

    Stan do you ever sleep?
    Which one was Stan on the picture?

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    #125216

    Mikel
    Member

    I am the cute one with a swish in my step.

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    #125217

    Mikel
    Member

    Did you take it down because it made Joe BB feel funny? Shame on you. Put it back up.

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    #125218

    Joe BB
    Participant

    Stan,
    I am tired now. It’s time for me to go to bed. I’ve studying too hard for my IQF test, I think I am ready.
    Big Joe

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    #125219

    Mikel
    Member

    Night, night Joe honey.

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    #125221

    HF Chris
    Participant

    Stan’s astonishment when his family photo was removed.

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    #125223

    Ken Feldman
    Participant

    Chris, good one!!!!  You got a real chuckle out of me on that one, thanks.  This is the kind of stupid, frivolous thread that we need now and then.  Plus we can always count on Stan stirring something up.

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    #125224

    Mikel
    Member

    Darth,
    You are the right guy to jump in on this one, being of the thong on SoBe at 13th St. variety.
    I think Joe BB is on the verge of a breakthrough. He has had these strange feelings all his life that I think, with help, he will confront today. Do all you can to help.

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    #125227

    Mikel
    Member

    I agree with Darth. Good one.
    But not as good as the photo taken down – it was more subtle, you had to think about it before you got the joke. Yours is Cheech and Chong, the previous one was more Monty Python.

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    #125228

    Ken Feldman
    Participant

    Stan, not with a friggin ten foot pole. 
    Looks like Carnell and I might even be able to meet in a few weeks….on my turf in Ft. Ldle.  Any hints so he doesn’t embarrass me.  His woman and Mrs. Darth will likely join us…..OK, so she doesn’t want to let me out alone with him especially after I told her you and he were buddies from way back.  Hope Mrs. Stan is doing well and Baby Stan will be joining us soon.

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    #125230

    Jaybee
    Participant

    I agree,
    but they were both refreshing, Human F – keep up the latest edge that you have acquired, it is first rate – congrats….
     
    Jaybee…

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    #125232

    HF Chris
    Participant

    I am appealing to the simpler audience.  If I keep them busy then they won’t stir your complex emotionally disturbed psyche…oh oh I may have done it again.

    Chris

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    #125233

    Mikel
    Member

    The only advice I can give you is that he really likes arriving late where he goes. So plan on being 30 -60 minutes late so you don’t have to wait on him to long.
    No wait, that’s me I’m talking about.
    Buy him lots of rum and coke and he will be on his good behavior. Ask him about how many teeth an ox has. You will remind him of an old friend of ours.

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    #125235

    Mikel
    Member

    It’s baby Stan. I didn’t know you already got the pictures!

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    #125236

    Mikel
    Member

    No wait, it’s Joe BB’s manager just after getting IQF certified and winning his race.
    (The resemblance to baby Stan is striking however)

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    #125237

    Stan’s Old Friend
    Member

    Stan, how nice of you to remember me.  Here is a photo to remind you of the fun me, you and Mike had that night in that little Mexican border town.  That’s when you swore that a toothless girlfriend is the best thing going.
    Juanita

     

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    #125238

    Mikel
    Member

    And the best part is that it does remind me of Darth!

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    #125239

    Stans old roomie
    Member

    Yup, even in his younger more frivolous days, Stan (Bubbs as we crazy clan called him) had a certain subtlety with the ladies…

    remember this Bubbs?

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    #125240

    attention moderator
    Participant

    Forum Moderator – would it be possible for you to create a boyfriends channel for Stan and Darth so that everyone else on here can be spared there little games with one another.  While we all admire Darth’s ability to post pictures, enough is enough.

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    #125244

    Mike Carnell
    Participant

    Stan,
    I told you if we kept posting here she would catch up with us.
    The next thing you know she will be standing there with a little blonde clonling just like Cindy V.

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    #125245

    ARod
    Participant

    Is that the real, original Mike Carnell?
    Hey Mike how are you?  your old buddy in NYC – still here and thinking of you.
    Amanda

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    #125247

    Mike Carnell
    Participant

    Amanda,
    It is the same. How are you? I can’t remeber who I was speaking with but they said you have become the “darling of Wall Street.” You have left us SS guys in the dust?
    I am out of the country for a few more weeks. I will call you when I get back. Same numbers?
    Regards

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    #125249

    ARod
    Participant

    that’s funny – not exactly leaving SS guys in the dust.  I live with one now!  More later, you will laugh.  Get back home soon and let’s chat.  same numbers mate
    bye for now
    Amanda

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    #125251

    Ken Feldman
    Participant

    Hey Mike, how about posting her number so we can all call her and keep her busy until you get back to the States?  Is  she the toothless one?  I am in love!!!!

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    #125252

    Ken Feldman
    Participant

    Dear “attention moderator”,
    Since it is usually obvious when a silly thread is in progress, you have the option of not opening the posts.  If you do decide to open it, then you can’t complain about being spared from our little games. In some cases we have even provided a warning label.  So the simplest solution is for you to avoid any posts which might offend your sensibilities and let us have our fun.  The good news is that we try to balance the frivolity with periodic helpful information and a good bit of offline more indepth assistance.  Also, thanks for the admiration of my pic posting proficiencies.  Now say that quickly three times.

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    #125256

    Mike Carnell
    Participant

    Darth,
    She is a long way from the toothless one and way to much class to be hanging out with deviants like us (even on the phone).
    Regards

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    #125257

    Mike Carnell
    Participant

    Is that an alliteration?

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    #125266

    Joe BB
    Participant

    Don’t you guys have email accounts?

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    #125275

    incredible paul ordorff
    Participant

    Carnell – you and Darthy are such silly guys!

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    #125276

    Mikel
    Member

    Paul,
    You have forgotten how to spell your last name again. Repeat after me O-r-n-d-o-r-f-f. You never were real bright were you?
    Hey remember how silly I made you look in high school? Of course that wooden box of a car you had didn’t help either. How are the bowling alleys doing?

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    #125277

    Mikel
    Member

    BTW – it’s Mr. Perfect, not Incredible. You really are getting dumber, aren’t you?

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    #125292

    Dr. Phil
    Participant

    Chris;
    Thanks for the invitation to consult. Sorry I was unable to get back with you sooner, but Wednesday is a very difficult day for me. We tape three shows today and they were all tough topics. “Transexual Lumberjacks with ADD and ED part 1 and 2”, and a follow-up show from last month that we called “I hear voices in my head; Is that you Joe, honey?”  
    Also, I was out training with Oprah, since she’s kinda thin again she wants to do another marathon, so she asked me to help. Mostly, I just ride along in her Bentley with a couple of boxes of donuts, with a couple of them on a long pole where she can see them for motivation. There’s no way I’m running anywhere.
    I’m in the process of talking with Jerry and Maury about combining our shows, and maybe going on cable. Seems the daytime TV therapist thing is rapidly going south. Jerry and I think that if we combine forces we can take on Rikki Lake and beat her, cause she outweighs us both together by about 150 pounds and is at least 20 years younger than us. Man can she fight. She’s much tougher than the alligator in the storm retention pond that I usually have to take on.
    Nice job on the posts and pics you put up today, they were great. You sure started an excellent thread. Old Girlfriends of Stan with dental problems, piglet children, Darth may have triangulated Mrs. Darth #3 for the future and lots of funny comments. Now what was the question again?
    “So hows that working for you anyhow?”
    Dr. Phil

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