Dr. Phil (Stan Intervention)

That one is good. you are in the running for the post of the week.
Just don’t show it to Joe BB – he has some issues with his manhood and intellect he is working through.

I am the cute one with a swish in my step.

Stan,
I am tired now. It’s time for me to go to bed. I’ve studying too hard for my IQF test, I think I am ready.
Big Joe

Darth,
You are the right guy to jump in on this one, being of the thong on SoBe at 13th St. variety.
I think Joe BB is on the verge of a breakthrough. He has had these strange feelings all his life that I think, with help, he will confront today. Do all you can to help.

Stan, not with a friggin ten foot pole. 
Looks like Carnell and I might even be able to meet in a few weeks….on my turf in Ft. Ldle.  Any hints so he doesn’t embarrass me.  His woman and Mrs. Darth will likely join us…..OK, so she doesn’t want to let me out alone with him especially after I told her you and he were buddies from way back.  Hope Mrs. Stan is doing well and Baby Stan will be joining us soon.

It’s baby Stan. I didn’t know you already got the pictures!

Stan, how nice of you to remember me.  Here is a photo to remind you of the fun me, you and Mike had that night in that little Mexican border town.  That’s when you swore that a toothless girlfriend is the best thing going.
Juanita

Yup, even in his younger more frivolous days, Stan (Bubbs as we crazy clan called him) had a certain subtlety with the ladies…

remember this Bubbs?

Stan,
I told you if we kept posting here she would catch up with us.
The next thing you know she will be standing there with a little blonde clonling just like Cindy V.

Amanda,
It is the same. How are you? I can’t remeber who I was speaking with but they said you have become the “darling of Wall Street.” You have left us SS guys in the dust?
I am out of the country for a few more weeks. I will call you when I get back. Same numbers?
Regards

Hey Mike, how about posting her number so we can all call her and keep her busy until you get back to the States?  Is  she the toothless one?  I am in love!!!!

Darth,
She is a long way from the toothless one and way to much class to be hanging out with deviants like us (even on the phone).
Regards

Don’t you guys have email accounts?

Paul,
You have forgotten how to spell your last name again. Repeat after me O-r-n-d-o-r-f-f. You never were real bright were you?
Hey remember how silly I made you look in high school? Of course that wooden box of a car you had didn’t help either. How are the bowling alleys doing?

Chris;
Thanks for the invitation to consult. Sorry I was unable to get back with you sooner, but Wednesday is a very difficult day for me. We tape three shows today and they were all tough topics. “Transexual Lumberjacks with ADD and ED part 1 and 2”, and a follow-up show from last month that we called “I hear voices in my head; Is that you Joe, honey?”  
Also, I was out training with Oprah, since she’s kinda thin again she wants to do another marathon, so she asked me to help. Mostly, I just ride along in her Bentley with a couple of boxes of donuts, with a couple of them on a long pole where she can see them for motivation. There’s no way I’m running anywhere.
I’m in the process of talking with Jerry and Maury about combining our shows, and maybe going on cable. Seems the daytime TV therapist thing is rapidly going south. Jerry and I think that if we combine forces we can take on Rikki Lake and beat her, cause she outweighs us both together by about 150 pounds and is at least 20 years younger than us. Man can she fight. She’s much tougher than the alligator in the storm retention pond that I usually have to take on.
Nice job on the posts and pics you put up today, they were great. You sure started an excellent thread. Old Girlfriends of Stan with dental problems, piglet children, Darth may have triangulated Mrs. Darth #3 for the future and lots of funny comments. Now what was the question again?
“So hows that working for you anyhow?”
Dr. Phil