Dr. Phil (Stan Intervention)
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August 17, 2005 at 1:02 pm #40399
HF ChrisParticipant@HF-ChrisInclude @HF-Chris in your post and this person will
be notified via email.Dr. Phil,It’s time for an intervention. It appears that Stan is finally showing is soft side. In an uncontrollable posting we now know about his hobbies and neighborhood (granted he is no Mister Rogers). If you don’t get to him in time, we will start seeing pictures of his family and relatives.Chris
0August 17, 2005 at 1:37 pm #125213That one is good. you are in the running for the post of the week.
Just don’t show it to Joe BB – he has some issues with his manhood and intellect he is working through.0August 17, 2005 at 1:40 pm #125215Stan do you ever sleep?
Which one was Stan on the picture?0August 17, 2005 at 1:41 pm #125216I am the cute one with a swish in my step.
0August 17, 2005 at 1:43 pm #125217Did you take it down because it made Joe BB feel funny? Shame on you. Put it back up.
0August 17, 2005 at 1:46 pm #125218Stan,
I am tired now. It’s time for me to go to bed. I’ve studying too hard for my IQF test, I think I am ready.
Big Joe0August 17, 2005 at 1:53 pm #125219Night, night Joe honey.
0August 17, 2005 at 1:59 pm #125221
HF ChrisParticipant@HF-ChrisInclude @HF-Chris in your post and this person will
be notified via email.Stan’s astonishment when his family photo was removed.
0August 17, 2005 at 2:06 pm #125223
Ken FeldmanParticipant@DarthInclude @Darth in your post and this person will
be notified via email.Chris, good one!!!! You got a real chuckle out of me on that one, thanks. This is the kind of stupid, frivolous thread that we need now and then. Plus we can always count on Stan stirring something up.
0August 17, 2005 at 2:11 pm #125224Darth,
You are the right guy to jump in on this one, being of the thong on SoBe at 13th St. variety.
I think Joe BB is on the verge of a breakthrough. He has had these strange feelings all his life that I think, with help, he will confront today. Do all you can to help.0August 17, 2005 at 2:14 pm #125227I agree with Darth. Good one.
But not as good as the photo taken down – it was more subtle, you had to think about it before you got the joke. Yours is Cheech and Chong, the previous one was more Monty Python.0August 17, 2005 at 2:15 pm #125228
Ken FeldmanParticipant@DarthInclude @Darth in your post and this person will
be notified via email.Stan, not with a friggin ten foot pole.
Looks like Carnell and I might even be able to meet in a few weeks….on my turf in Ft. Ldle. Any hints so he doesn’t embarrass me. His woman and Mrs. Darth will likely join us…..OK, so she doesn’t want to let me out alone with him especially after I told her you and he were buddies from way back. Hope Mrs. Stan is doing well and Baby Stan will be joining us soon.0August 17, 2005 at 2:17 pm #125230I agree,
but they were both refreshing, Human F – keep up the latest edge that you have acquired, it is first rate – congrats….
Jaybee…0August 17, 2005 at 2:19 pm #125232
HF ChrisParticipant@HF-ChrisInclude @HF-Chris in your post and this person will
be notified via email.I am appealing to the simpler audience. If I keep them busy then they won’t stir your complex emotionally disturbed psyche…oh oh I may have done it again.
Chris
0August 17, 2005 at 2:22 pm #125233The only advice I can give you is that he really likes arriving late where he goes. So plan on being 30 -60 minutes late so you don’t have to wait on him to long.
No wait, that’s me I’m talking about.
Buy him lots of rum and coke and he will be on his good behavior. Ask him about how many teeth an ox has. You will remind him of an old friend of ours.0August 17, 2005 at 2:23 pm #125235It’s baby Stan. I didn’t know you already got the pictures!
0August 17, 2005 at 2:25 pm #125236No wait, it’s Joe BB’s manager just after getting IQF certified and winning his race.
(The resemblance to baby Stan is striking however)0August 17, 2005 at 2:34 pm #125237
Stan’s Old FriendMember@Stan's-Old-FriendInclude @Stan's-Old-Friend in your post and this person will
be notified via email.Stan, how nice of you to remember me. Here is a photo to remind you of the fun me, you and Mike had that night in that little Mexican border town. That’s when you swore that a toothless girlfriend is the best thing going.
Juanita0August 17, 2005 at 2:35 pm #125238And the best part is that it does remind me of Darth!
0August 17, 2005 at 2:47 pm #125239
Stans old roomieMember@Stans-old-roomieInclude @Stans-old-roomie in your post and this person will
be notified via email.Yup, even in his younger more frivolous days, Stan (Bubbs as we crazy clan called him) had a certain subtlety with the ladies…
remember this Bubbs?
0August 17, 2005 at 2:58 pm #125240
attention moderatorParticipant@attention-moderatorInclude @attention-moderator in your post and this person will
be notified via email.Forum Moderator – would it be possible for you to create a boyfriends channel for Stan and Darth so that everyone else on here can be spared there little games with one another. While we all admire Darth’s ability to post pictures, enough is enough.
0August 17, 2005 at 3:31 pm #125244
Mike CarnellParticipant@Mike-CarnellInclude @Mike-Carnell in your post and this person will
be notified via email.Stan,
I told you if we kept posting here she would catch up with us.
The next thing you know she will be standing there with a little blonde clonling just like Cindy V.0August 17, 2005 at 3:56 pm #125245Is that the real, original Mike Carnell?
Hey Mike how are you? your old buddy in NYC – still here and thinking of you.
Amanda0August 17, 2005 at 4:10 pm #125247
Mike CarnellParticipant@Mike-CarnellInclude @Mike-Carnell in your post and this person will
be notified via email.Amanda,
It is the same. How are you? I can’t remeber who I was speaking with but they said you have become the “darling of Wall Street.” You have left us SS guys in the dust?
I am out of the country for a few more weeks. I will call you when I get back. Same numbers?
Regards0August 17, 2005 at 4:14 pm #125249that’s funny – not exactly leaving SS guys in the dust. I live with one now! More later, you will laugh. Get back home soon and let’s chat. same numbers mate
bye for now
Amanda0August 17, 2005 at 4:29 pm #125251
Ken FeldmanParticipant@DarthInclude @Darth in your post and this person will
be notified via email.Hey Mike, how about posting her number so we can all call her and keep her busy until you get back to the States? Is she the toothless one? I am in love!!!!
0August 17, 2005 at 4:35 pm #125252
Ken FeldmanParticipant@DarthInclude @Darth in your post and this person will
be notified via email.Dear “attention moderator”,
Since it is usually obvious when a silly thread is in progress, you have the option of not opening the posts. If you do decide to open it, then you can’t complain about being spared from our little games. In some cases we have even provided a warning label. So the simplest solution is for you to avoid any posts which might offend your sensibilities and let us have our fun. The good news is that we try to balance the frivolity with periodic helpful information and a good bit of offline more indepth assistance. Also, thanks for the admiration of my pic posting proficiencies. Now say that quickly three times.0August 17, 2005 at 5:24 pm #125256
Mike CarnellParticipant@Mike-CarnellInclude @Mike-Carnell in your post and this person will
be notified via email.Darth,
She is a long way from the toothless one and way to much class to be hanging out with deviants like us (even on the phone).
Regards0August 17, 2005 at 5:27 pm #125257
Mike CarnellParticipant@Mike-CarnellInclude @Mike-Carnell in your post and this person will
be notified via email.Is that an alliteration?
0August 17, 2005 at 6:28 pm #125266Don’t you guys have email accounts?
0August 17, 2005 at 8:13 pm #125275
incredible paul ordorffParticipant@incredible-paul-ordorffInclude @incredible-paul-ordorff in your post and this person will
be notified via email.Carnell – you and Darthy are such silly guys!
0August 17, 2005 at 8:28 pm #125276Paul,
You have forgotten how to spell your last name again. Repeat after me O-r-n-d-o-r-f-f. You never were real bright were you?
Hey remember how silly I made you look in high school? Of course that wooden box of a car you had didn’t help either. How are the bowling alleys doing?0August 17, 2005 at 8:30 pm #125277BTW – it’s Mr. Perfect, not Incredible. You really are getting dumber, aren’t you?
0August 18, 2005 at 1:05 am #125292
Dr. PhilParticipant@Dr.-PhilInclude @Dr.-Phil in your post and this person will
be notified via email.Chris;
Thanks for the invitation to consult. Sorry I was unable to get back with you sooner, but Wednesday is a very difficult day for me. We tape three shows today and they were all tough topics. “Transexual Lumberjacks with ADD and ED part 1 and 2”, and a follow-up show from last month that we called “I hear voices in my head; Is that you Joe, honey?”
Also, I was out training with Oprah, since she’s kinda thin again she wants to do another marathon, so she asked me to help. Mostly, I just ride along in her Bentley with a couple of boxes of donuts, with a couple of them on a long pole where she can see them for motivation. There’s no way I’m running anywhere.
I’m in the process of talking with Jerry and Maury about combining our shows, and maybe going on cable. Seems the daytime TV therapist thing is rapidly going south. Jerry and I think that if we combine forces we can take on Rikki Lake and beat her, cause she outweighs us both together by about 150 pounds and is at least 20 years younger than us. Man can she fight. She’s much tougher than the alligator in the storm retention pond that I usually have to take on.
Nice job on the posts and pics you put up today, they were great. You sure started an excellent thread. Old Girlfriends of Stan with dental problems, piglet children, Darth may have triangulated Mrs. Darth #3 for the future and lots of funny comments. Now what was the question again?
“So hows that working for you anyhow?”
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