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  • March 14, 2008 at 8:35 am #49592

    Gastala
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    I heard about a book where people summarised their life in six words – examples –
       Not quite what I had planned
      Not born a redhead – fixed that.
       After Harvard, had baby with crackhead.
    So, what about six sigma in six words?
    The best i could do was
    So much variation – so little time.
    I’m sure this forum can do better

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    March 14, 2008 at 11:23 am #169670

    Paul G
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    A methodology for achieving virtual perfection

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    March 14, 2008 at 12:09 pm #169671

    GDS
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    Always- Define, Measure, Analyze, Improve, Control

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    March 14, 2008 at 12:45 pm #169673

    Stevo
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    I should’ve picked a different career.
    Stevo
     

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    March 14, 2008 at 12:59 pm #169675

    Gastala
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    I ‘ve just realised the three examples I gave could all be the same persons life

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    March 14, 2008 at 1:38 pm #169679

    ROSS
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    Proven data-driven continuous improvement methodology.

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    March 14, 2008 at 3:19 pm #169683

    Brandon
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    Sold a Bunch! Made a Bundle!

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    March 14, 2008 at 3:36 pm #169686

    Sloan
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    Problems? We don’t have any problems…

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    March 14, 2008 at 3:40 pm #169687

    Sloan
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    For hire: Certified BB. Never used.

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    March 14, 2008 at 3:43 pm #169689

    Sloan
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    (or this derivative:)
    Wanted: Certified BB. No experience required.

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    March 14, 2008 at 3:52 pm #169691

    Marlon Brando
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    Minimizing costs / wastes,Maximizing Profits / Benefits

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    March 14, 2008 at 3:57 pm #169694

    Taylor
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    Im with Stevo on this one

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    March 14, 2008 at 4:42 pm #169696

    luke skywalker
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    Well there’s a joke that prefaces this, but here it is in 5 words:
     
    Run faster than the bear.

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    March 14, 2008 at 4:55 pm #169698

    Brandon
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    Luke – or lace your Nikes and out run your buddy!!

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    March 14, 2008 at 7:28 pm #169707

    Mikel
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    Charlatans coming out of the woods.The latest Dr. is an example.Mikel, Rich, Michael, Lean Six Sigma

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