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    Ray in L.A.
    Participant

    I received this morning:
    “I would like to invite you to our upcoming 2007 Lean Six Sigma Summit for Service and Transactional Environments. The summit is the most comprehensive and intensive program of its kind. Learn how to apply these dynamic tools in non-manufacturing environments to achieve increased efficiency, enhanced customer satisfaction and dramatic cost savings. Best practices, critical success factors for deployment, and a chance to receive your White Belt Certification are just a few highlights of this exciting event.

    May I e-mail you the full agenda to review?”
     
    White Belt?  I thought Yellow Belt was bad enough….

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    #161441

    Ken Feldman
    Participant

    Hell of a motivator to attend.  Publish the name of the sending organization so we can add them to the list of hacks.

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    #161443

    Chad Taylor
    Participant

    Whitebelt certification? Couple more colors and this site will look like a Gay Pride parade.
     

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    #161445

    BC
    Participant

    Chad,
    How un-PC of you!  Tsk, tsk, tsk.
    BC

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    #161447

    clb1
    Participant

    I’ll check to see if my friends Puce and Mauve want to attend.

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    #161465

    GB
    Participant

    Girlfriend!  Sachey, Chantey, Chartreuse and Alabaster will be there, awwwww yeah!
    You got work, work it girl, do yo thang, on the runway…
     
    Seriously though, please let us know which firm sent you the email.

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    #161485

    Ray in L.A.
    Participant

    A place called the American Strategic Management Institute
    Slick web site, for what its worth:
    http://www.asmiweb.com/

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    #161503

    BC
    Participant

    HBGB,
    I hate to admit it, but I’ve watched “America’s Top Model” too.  My choice goes to the girl wearing the white belt.  Only a white belt.
    BC

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    #161507

    Steven Bonacorsi
    Member

    BC,
    Brilliant idea, I wonder if the certificate comes with a picture – we could hold a contest for the top 12 White Belts for a Six Sigma Calendar. LOL.
    Steven Bonacorsi
     

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    #161509

    GB
    Participant

    BC,
    And the white belt she’s wearing is a head band…

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    #161515

    Brandon
    Participant

    Steven – I like your idea – however, how about a weekly calendar – 52 photos.

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    #161517

    Ken Feldman
    Participant

    Ahhhh, good to see that there is still humor on this site…perverted humor but none the less humor.  Now all we need is some arcane explanations from Dr. Vinny, some inane comments from Phil and some butt kissing from Reigle and we are back on track.
    Looking for the upcoming debate between Bonacorsi and Stan.  Hope it turns out better than the Phoenix debacle.  Who has the concession contract for this one?
     

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    #161521

    White Party
    Member

    hate to say it, but none of you guys would be the big hit at the white party …. you’d need at least a year of serious workout (not the GE way) to even make it to the entrance at viscaya bay. darth hasn’t been to 12th street much lately either …

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    #161522

    Ken Feldman
    Participant

    For your info, I moved to MB in 1954.  That was before the Cubans and the White Party.  There were homes on Collins Ave, you could walk on Lincoln Road and SoBe consisted of the Famous Restaurant and old Jewish grandparents.  Even the Blackstone Hotel existed.  So don’t tell me about 12th Street.  And believe it or not, those were the days when Blacks had to be off the island by sundown or else had ID cards if they worked there.  Not quite the liberal environment of today nor the exciting place portrayed by Miami Vice.

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    #161523

    3rd Degree Black Belt
    Participant

    I am a six sigma third degree black belt. Toughest belt? Brown with black stripe. That one was tough.

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    #161524

    Brandon
    Participant

    3rd Degree – As designated by whom?

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    #161535

    Ken Feldman
    Participant

    I think the brown comes from a different source!!!

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    #161537

    BritW
    Participant

    I believe that was a joke Brandon…

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    #161540

    Mikel
    Member

    Designated by me.Don’t mess with my 3rd degrees, they are tough.For those of you who are interested, we have a program loosely
    designed after Glenn Turner’s “Dare to be Great”.

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    #161541

    Mikel
    Member

    Hey! Don’t talk that way about Darth. He hangs (literally) on the beach
    between 12th and 13th and his favorite thong is white.

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    #161567

    GB
    Participant

    Ees sohmwahn espeeking about my certified Borracho Belt ageen?
     

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    #161572

    Brandon
    Participant

    HB – Si!!

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    #161574

    walden
    Participant

    A CHANCE….what could possibly ruin your chances of getting a white belt certification? Falling asleep…Not showing up…?

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    #161584

    White Party
    Member

    Darth, so what,s the cool diner to go to nowadays for your early bird dinner? And what,s the latest fashion in adult pampers. You seem to be so knowledgable about the exciting sites of the good old sobe? Still doing the chase on haulover beach?

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    #161585

    Darth fake
    Participant

    Haulover is a bunch of saggy old men, SOBE has the real thing.

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    #161590

    Steven Bonacorsi
    Member

    Hello Chris,
    I would presume its passing the official White Belt exam?
    Present?
    Yes – Pass
    No – Pass (but with planned retake)
    Steven Bonacorsi

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    #161598

    GB
    Participant

    Ay thought so.  Okee yus so joo know, my Borracho belts are brown in de back an’ jellow in de frohnt.
    es okee?

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    #161600

    Ken Feldman
    Participant

    Rascal House was sold, Junior’s has been closed. I like to go to Lester’s Diner for EB Specials. They also don’t mind if you steal the Sweet & Lo. Fortunately don’t need the pampers yet. Living up in Broward now so not quite as familiar with the hot spots on MB. Used to charter fishing boats out of Haulover and fish under the bridge as a kid. Area got dangerous after some demographic shifts. If you are in town give me a holler and we can check out some babes at the local nursing home.

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    #161606

    White Party
    Member

    … and I thought we could check out the “chicks” at Wolfe’s. Now, you’re hanging out at Lester’s with the much cooler Broward crowd. I heard CenturyVillage in Deerfield Beach is quite happening these days.

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    #161608

    Ken Feldman
    Participant

    What’s happening at Century Village is the arrival of ambulances on an hourly basis. You do seem to be aware of the local hangouts. Perhaps you are a S. FL. resident yourself? Perhaps I have seen you at the urologist getting your prostate checked? Let’s plan on meeting at Walgreens, get our prescriptions filled and maybe head over to St. Petersburg for some real action. Love the slanted sidewalks. Keeps me from tripping with the walker.

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