Funny Six Sigma Email

Hell of a motivator to attend.  Publish the name of the sending organization so we can add them to the list of hacks.

Chad,
How un-PC of you!  Tsk, tsk, tsk.
BC

Girlfriend!  Sachey, Chantey, Chartreuse and Alabaster will be there, awwwww yeah!
You got work, work it girl, do yo thang, on the runway…
 
Seriously though, please let us know which firm sent you the email.

HBGB,
I hate to admit it, but I’ve watched “America’s Top Model” too.  My choice goes to the girl wearing the white belt.  Only a white belt.
BC

BC,
And the white belt she’s wearing is a head band…

Ahhhh, good to see that there is still humor on this site…perverted humor but none the less humor.  Now all we need is some arcane explanations from Dr. Vinny, some inane comments from Phil and some butt kissing from Reigle and we are back on track.
Looking for the upcoming debate between Bonacorsi and Stan.  Hope it turns out better than the Phoenix debacle.  Who has the concession contract for this one?
 

For your info, I moved to MB in 1954.  That was before the Cubans and the White Party.  There were homes on Collins Ave, you could walk on Lincoln Road and SoBe consisted of the Famous Restaurant and old Jewish grandparents.  Even the Blackstone Hotel existed.  So don’t tell me about 12th Street.  And believe it or not, those were the days when Blacks had to be off the island by sundown or else had ID cards if they worked there.  Not quite the liberal environment of today nor the exciting place portrayed by Miami Vice.

3rd Degree – As designated by whom?

I believe that was a joke Brandon…

Hey! Don’t talk that way about Darth. He hangs (literally) on the beach
between 12th and 13th and his favorite thong is white.

HB – Si!!

Darth, so what,s the cool diner to go to nowadays for your early bird dinner? And what,s the latest fashion in adult pampers. You seem to be so knowledgable about the exciting sites of the good old sobe? Still doing the chase on haulover beach?

Hello Chris,
I would presume its passing the official White Belt exam?
Present?
Yes – Pass
No – Pass (but with planned retake)
Steven Bonacorsi

Rascal House was sold, Junior’s has been closed. I like to go to Lester’s Diner for EB Specials. They also don’t mind if you steal the Sweet & Lo. Fortunately don’t need the pampers yet. Living up in Broward now so not quite as familiar with the hot spots on MB. Used to charter fishing boats out of Haulover and fish under the bridge as a kid. Area got dangerous after some demographic shifts. If you are in town give me a holler and we can check out some babes at the local nursing home.

What’s happening at Century Village is the arrival of ambulances on an hourly basis. You do seem to be aware of the local hangouts. Perhaps you are a S. FL. resident yourself? Perhaps I have seen you at the urologist getting your prostate checked? Let’s plan on meeting at Walgreens, get our prescriptions filled and maybe head over to St. Petersburg for some real action. Love the slanted sidewalks. Keeps me from tripping with the walker.