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  • #49082

    Heebeegeebee BB
    Participant

    Ok Gang, It’s Haiku Friday!
    The rules are simple.   3 stanzas total. 

    First stanza = 5 syllables
    Second stanza = 7 syllables
    Third stanza = 5 Syllables
    Ideally, a coherent thought, or story is told in 3 Stanzas, but it’s not mandated.
    Let’s get things started:
    Capability,
    C of p and Cpk,
    Data drives action…

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    #167096

    BC
    Participant

    First line must be five
    Second line must be seven
    Third line five again
    (Follow your own rules!  Lead by example!)
     

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    #167097

    Taylor
    Participant

    crap here we go more
    the little things that please us
    I need more to do

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    #167098

    Heebeegeebee BB
    Participant

    Uh BC, tap it out…it is 5-7-5.
    ca-pa-bi-li-ty (5)
    C-of-p-and-C-p-k, (7)
    Da-ta-drives-ac-tion…(5)
     

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    #167099

    doctorwoods
    Participant

    Friday afternoon
    I contemplate my navel
    Monday comes too soon

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    #167101

    BC
    Participant

    Heebee, I’m not arguing your example.  It’s a good one.  I’m just saying your very INSTRUCTIONS should be in haiku.
    BTW there’s a limerick that’s written entirely as an integral equation.  If I can remember it, I’ll post it.

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    #167102

    BC
    Participant

    don’t get me started
    there are better things to do
    than sit here typing

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    #167104

    Heebeegeebee BB
    Participant

    not hear on my end
    stats is a foreign language,
    to these nincompoops

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    #167105

    Heebeegeebee BB
    Participant

    My Dear Dr. Woods,
    Your words made grin greatly,
    belly button zen

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    #167106

    doctorwoods
    Participant

    The sixth Six Sigma
    Was the one that I hated
    Sick of SickSigma

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    #167107

    Steve Clapp
    Member

    Lean and Six Sigma
    Once were bitter enemies
    But now coexist

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    #167109

    Taylor
    Participant

    why is it a six
    why does it have to be so
    can someone tell me

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    #167110

    doctorwoods
    Participant

    It’s called SixSigma
    Because seven’s too many
    And five is too few!

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    #167119

    Taylor
    Participant

    Doctor of the Trees
    Has broken the rules of the
    Friday Haiku game

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    #167121

    doctorwoods
    Participant

    Are there more rules than
    the five, seven and five one
    that I did not know?
     

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    #167122

    Heebeegeebee BB
    Participant

    I declare him “safe”
    The good dr is ok,
    no rules were broken
     

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    #167123

    doctorwoods
    Participant

    Safe declaration,
    Sir Heebeegeebee BB,
    I humbly accept.
    (I bet you never
    thought that your name would be in
    one of these haiku’s)

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    #167124

    Taylor
    Participant

     bodean cyphering
    has led me astray again
     apologies woods

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    #167125

    Fake ATI Alert
    Participant

    Why not  to simplify  all  tools?
    Simplified DOE
    Make  it  simple
    Life  is  enough comlicated

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    #167134

    Mikel
    Member

    ATI AlertYou know you are a dumb sxxtDo not change that truth

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    #167137

    Fake ATI Alert
    Participant

    Accept  that
    But  who  is sxxt?

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    #167138

    Dr. Scott
    Participant

    Heebeegeebee BB,
    Stabilize the Y.
    Evaluate the Cp.
    Act on what you learn.
    How’s that?
    Dr. Scott

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    #167139

    Dr. Scott
    Participant

    BC
    LOL, I don’t have much better to do. UNC is leading NC State by 30. I am waiting for NFL to start. So until then, I might as well participate in something more entertaining.
    Be Well,
    Dr. Scott

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    #167140

    Fake ATI Alert
    Participant

    Is  that  all?
    thanks  and  regards

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    #167142

    Dr. Scott
    Participant

    No, that is not all. By I was following the rules.
    Regards,
    Dr. Scott

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    #167149

    Mikel
    Member

    That is your rumored evolutionDog Sxxt
    Marlon Brando
    All Things Idiotand several others

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    #167179

    BC
    Participant

    Dr Scott,
    Long live Dean Smith and Jimmy V!  Doesn’t sound like Saturday’s game will go down in history as a “classic”.  Now January football in Green Bay–that’s what it’s all about.  Looking forward now to Super Sunday and Super Tuesday.  Blood will flow.
    Best Regards,
    BC

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