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    GB
    Participant

    All right boys and girls, how about a round of Haiku?
    I’ll start:
    Sigma and TQ
    Arguments stir up passions,
    two camps struggle…
     
     

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    #165438

    GB
    Participant

    DOH!
    Last stanza s/b: “To camps struggling…”
    That darn 5-7-5

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    #165440

    Brandon
    Participant

    HB – aren’t we already deep into this discussion? – if you want to call it a discussion; guess I’m being generous with the term here.

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    #165445

    Phillip Blackerby
    Participant

    You think “struggling” is three syllables? Y’all from the South?
    How about: “Two camps, one army.”

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    #165448

    Adam L Bowden
    Participant

    Well – this is to “All Y’all” rather than Y’all …If we are going to stir up some reaction you’ll have to do better –
    perhaps post that SS and TQ are a pile of S*** and there are no results
    – it’s all an illusion …Perhaps some will bite then (or for the IT folks “byte then” :^)

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    #165468

    Sloan
    Participant

    At iSixSigma
    In the Discussion forum.
    A haiku contest?

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    #165469

    GB
    Participant

    hee hee…
    Adam,
    I’ll give you a dollar if you post that…
     
    Now, How ’bout that there Haiku?
    The only rules are 5-7-5

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    #165470

    GB
    Participant

    Masterfully done, Outlier!

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    #165471

    Sloan
    Participant

    A compliment, Thanks!
    hbgb b^2
    I am so flattered!

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    #165472

    Sloan
    Participant

    Notice my last post.
    I followed the stated rules
    It is a haiku.

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    #165473

    Taylor
    Participant

    Oh my gosh Look!
    Outlier
    Way too good at this

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    #165474

    Sloan
    Participant

    Nice try Chad Vader,
    You didn’t follow the rules.
    It’s five-seven-five.

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    #165475

    BC
    Participant

    Fake Steve, Fake Brandon
    Too many people slamming
    It’s ridiculous

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    #165476

    Sloan
    Participant

    Very Nice, BC!
    You made it quite topical.
    HB will be proud.

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    #165477

    BC
    Participant

    Oh no!  Now answers
    Must follow haiku format
    Thank you Outlier

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    #165478

    Robert Butler
    Participant

    With a Student t
    The superior one will
    Oft emerge triumphant

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    #165479

    BC
    Participant

    Stevo, s’il vous plait,
    Ignore all this silly stuff
    And just be yourself

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    #165480

    Brandon
    Participant

    Oh. I see the drill.
    At first the rules weren’t clear.
    On board with it now!
    (sorry…was out of bounds on the first one.)

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    #165481

    walden
    Participant

    Lean and six sigma
    Work as one in my workplace
    Showing improvement

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    #165488

    GB
    Participant

    Missing posts still plague,
    Our fine internet forum,
    Mods, who crossed the line?
     

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    #165489

    BTDT
    Participant

    hbgb b^2:First line has five beats.
    Second line has seven more.
    Third line has five too.Cheers, Alastair

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    #165490

    Sloan
    Participant

    Sorry Dr. Scott
    We got too carried away
    Back to Six Sigma

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    #165491

    Taylor
    Participant

    Oh My Oh Gosh look
    Outlier
    Has caught me cheating rules

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    #165498

    Sloan
    Participant

    Vader knows the rules
    But chooses to ignore them
    Don’t gamble with him

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    #165505

    GB
    Participant

    clock ticks, life shortens,
    been crunching capa six-packs,
    pearls before swine…

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    #165511

    Chris Ely
    Participant

    pearls before swine
     is not so obvious
    a good haiku though

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    #165514

    Brandon
    Participant

    Chris Ely, welcome sir
    however, you did not comply
    first sentence – four only
     

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    #165531

    Sloan
    Participant

    Ironic Brandon
    Chastize Chris for his poor form
    Makes his own mistakes

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    #165539

    BC
    Participant

    Good for Brandon, I would say
    He gave us more than our money’s worth
    Extra syllables, for free!
    (Brandon gave 6-8-6)

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    #165542

    Sloan
    Participant

    “Hyper Haiku,” Hmmm
    Disregard all of the rules
    Use as many syllables as you want where ever you want them? Nah!

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    #165543

    Taylor
    Participant

    WTF Happen
    Outlier
    You Must Be Joking

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    #165544

    Brandon
    Participant

    Is it any wonder
    we cannot do six sigma
    we can’t count shXX

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    #165545

    BC
    Participant

    I don’t disregard rules
    I add one syllable per line
    It’s a new rule, really

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    #165548

    walden
    Participant

    Haiku standard work
    The format always alike
    But does not limit

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    #165549

    Sloan
    Participant

    I’m making a point
    Changing the rules without cause
    Means bad quality

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    #165556

    Taylor
    Participant

    oh i see master
    outlier
    me just grasshopper

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    #165641

    GB
    Participant

    BC, Chad Vader-
    Haiku sigma = 2,
    try 5-7-5
    ;-)

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    #165645

    Taylor
    Participant

    capable process
    I know needs some improvement
    time for six sigma

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    #165646

    Sloan
    Participant

    Look! See how easy?
    Learn the rules and use the tools.
    Give him a Black Belt!

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    #165654

    Sloan
    Participant

    When will it all end?
    Silly haikus don’t belong,
    This is serious!

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    #165659

    GB
    Participant

    I must disagree
    a process is a process
    this is good practice…
    —————————–
    Focus on process
    building aircraft, or haiku
    devils in detail…
    ——————————
    Haiku is silly,
    underlying message deep,
    Process is the key
    ——————————
    Tried to lighten moods,
    some played well, others did not,
    providing escape…

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    #165662

    Sloan
    Participant

    Wow, complexity!
    One process now becomes four
    More chance for mistakes!

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