Haiku time!

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November 28, 2007 at 11:02 pm #48794

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All right boys and girls, how about a round of Haiku?
I’ll start:
Sigma and TQ
Arguments stir up passions,
two camps struggle…

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November 28, 2007 at 11:04 pm #165438

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DOH!
Last stanza s/b: “To camps struggling…”
That darn 5-7-5

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November 28, 2007 at 11:33 pm #165440

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HB – aren’t we already deep into this discussion? – if you want to call it a discussion; guess I’m being generous with the term here.

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November 29, 2007 at 2:10 am #165445

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You think “struggling” is three syllables? Y’all from the South?
How about: “Two camps, one army.”

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November 29, 2007 at 4:28 am #165448

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Well – this is to “All Y’all” rather than Y’all …If we are going to stir up some reaction you’ll have to do better –
perhaps post that SS and TQ are a pile of S*** and there are no results
– it’s all an illusion …Perhaps some will bite then (or for the IT folks “byte then” :^)

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November 29, 2007 at 4:28 pm #165468

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At iSixSigma
In the Discussion forum.
A haiku contest?

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November 29, 2007 at 4:28 pm #165469

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hee hee…
Adam,
I’ll give you a dollar if you post that…

Now, How ’bout that there Haiku?
The only rules are 5-7-5

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November 29, 2007 at 4:28 pm #165470

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Masterfully done, Outlier!

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November 29, 2007 at 4:31 pm #165471

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A compliment, Thanks!
hbgb b^2
I am so flattered!

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November 29, 2007 at 4:35 pm #165472

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Notice my last post.
I followed the stated rules
It is a haiku.

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November 29, 2007 at 4:37 pm #165473

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Oh my gosh Look!
Outlier
Way too good at this

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November 29, 2007 at 4:41 pm #165474

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Nice try Chad Vader,
You didn’t follow the rules.
It’s five-seven-five.

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November 29, 2007 at 4:44 pm #165475

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Fake Steve, Fake Brandon
Too many people slamming
It’s ridiculous

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November 29, 2007 at 4:49 pm #165476

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Very Nice, BC!
You made it quite topical.
HB will be proud.

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November 29, 2007 at 4:52 pm #165477

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Oh no! Now answers
Must follow haiku format
Thank you Outlier

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November 29, 2007 at 5:04 pm #165478

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With a Student t
The superior one will
Oft emerge triumphant

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November 29, 2007 at 5:10 pm #165479

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Stevo, s’il vous plait,
Ignore all this silly stuff
And just be yourself

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November 29, 2007 at 5:20 pm #165480

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Oh. I see the drill.
At first the rules weren’t clear.
On board with it now!
(sorry…was out of bounds on the first one.)

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November 29, 2007 at 5:24 pm #165481

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Lean and six sigma
Work as one in my workplace
Showing improvement

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November 29, 2007 at 6:36 pm #165488

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Missing posts still plague,
Our fine internet forum,
Mods, who crossed the line?

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November 29, 2007 at 6:39 pm #165489

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hbgb b^2:First line has five beats.
Second line has seven more.
Third line has five too.Cheers, Alastair

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November 29, 2007 at 6:55 pm #165490

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Sorry Dr. Scott
We got too carried away
Back to Six Sigma

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November 29, 2007 at 6:57 pm #165491

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Oh My Oh Gosh look
Outlier
Has caught me cheating rules

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November 29, 2007 at 8:02 pm #165498

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Vader knows the rules
But chooses to ignore them
Don’t gamble with him

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November 29, 2007 at 10:47 pm #165505

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clock ticks, life shortens,
been crunching capa six-packs,
pearls before swine…

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November 30, 2007 at 1:42 am #165511

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pearls before swine
is not so obvious
a good haiku though

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November 30, 2007 at 2:22 am #165514

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Chris Ely, welcome sir
however, you did not comply
first sentence – four only

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November 30, 2007 at 2:25 pm #165531

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Ironic Brandon
Chastize Chris for his poor form
Makes his own mistakes

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November 30, 2007 at 3:48 pm #165539

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Good for Brandon, I would say
He gave us more than our money’s worth
Extra syllables, for free!
(Brandon gave 6-8-6)

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November 30, 2007 at 4:21 pm #165542

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“Hyper Haiku,” Hmmm
Disregard all of the rules
Use as many syllables as you want where ever you want them? Nah!

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November 30, 2007 at 4:32 pm #165543

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WTF Happen
Outlier
You Must Be Joking

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November 30, 2007 at 4:33 pm #165544

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Is it any wonder
we cannot do six sigma
we can’t count shXX

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November 30, 2007 at 4:39 pm #165545

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I don’t disregard rules
I add one syllable per line
It’s a new rule, really

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November 30, 2007 at 5:07 pm #165548

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Haiku standard work
The format always alike
But does not limit

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November 30, 2007 at 5:35 pm #165549

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I’m making a point
Changing the rules without cause
Means bad quality

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November 30, 2007 at 7:35 pm #165556

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oh i see master
outlier
me just grasshopper

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December 3, 2007 at 5:41 pm #165641

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BC, Chad Vader-
Haiku sigma = 2,
try 5-7-5
;-)

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December 3, 2007 at 7:20 pm #165645

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capable process
I know needs some improvement
time for six sigma

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December 3, 2007 at 7:30 pm #165646

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Look! See how easy?
Learn the rules and use the tools.
Give him a Black Belt!

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December 3, 2007 at 8:49 pm #165654

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When will it all end?
Silly haikus don’t belong,
This is serious!

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December 3, 2007 at 9:06 pm #165659

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I must disagree
a process is a process
this is good practice…
—————————–
Focus on process
building aircraft, or haiku
devils in detail…
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Haiku is silly,
underlying message deep,
Process is the key
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Tried to lighten moods,
some played well, others did not,
providing escape…

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December 3, 2007 at 10:08 pm #165662

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Wow, complexity!
One process now becomes four
More chance for mistakes!

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