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    Heebeegeebee BB
    Participant

    The BB Candidate asked the Master Black Belt,
    “Sir, do Black Belts have an innate Six Sigma-Nature?”
    The Master Black Belt responded,
    “Mu…”

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    #169599

    BC
    Participant

    Must be friction between the two.
    (Sorry, TERRIBLE pun)

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    #169601

    Taylor
    Participant

    The leutenant governor asked the governor of NY
    “Sir do all call girls keep records like that”
    The governor of NY responded
    “UNO”

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    #169605

    Heebeegeebee BB
    Participant

    The Master Black belt was walking towards a meeting room, when he came across a BB Candidate, gazing intently at a Capability Six-Pack on his monitor
    “Candidate, what are you doing?”
    The BB Candidate responded, “I’m trying really hard to understand the very nature of the chart. -Why?”
    The Master held his notepad up like a mirror and began to polish it with his handkerchief.
    The BB Candidate asked the Master, “Why on earth are you polishing your notepad like a mirror, Don’t you know that no amount of Polishing can turn it into a….”  “Oh, I Understand now.”
    At which point, the Master closed the Minitab screen with out saving the chart and walked away…

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    #169609

    BC
    Participant

    Heebee,
    I’d love to share this pearl with my management, but I need to know first: do you have any job openings?
    BC

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    #169611

    azni
    Member

    A BB asked Master BB `What is the path?’
    Master said: `Everyday life is the path.’
    The BB asked: `Can it be studied?’
    Master said: `If you try to study, you will be far away from it.’
    The BB asked: `If I do not study, how can I know it is the path?’
    Master said: `The path does not belong to the perception world, neither does it belong to the nonperception world. Cognition is a delusion and noncognition is senseless. If you want to reach the true path beyond doubt, place yourself in the same freedom as sky. You name it neither good nor not-good.’
    At these words the BB was enlightened.
    Master could have met BB’s frozen doubts at once when BB asked his questions. I doubt that if BB reached the point of that Master did. He needed thirty more years of study.

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    #169616

    Heebeegeebee BB
    Participant

    The Master Black Belt was asked, “Do you have any openings?”
    The Master Black Belt Responded, “That’s funny, i was about to ask you the same thing!”
    Both Correspondants turned, heads bowed in saddness, walked out…

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    #169623

    Brandon
    Participant

    What are you guys smokin’?

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    #169637

    Marlon Brando
    Participant

    The Master Black Belt was a fake person ,he couldn’t solve any problem,only talk and talk and pretend .Finally they discovered that and he was fired .Went to another client and start the talk ,and then he was appointed in a key position because he was very smart in “talking”,has appointed several GBs & BBs to perform the duties,then he wrote a famous book with the title:
    “How to fool companies by pretending that you are  a amart MBB”,afterward…….

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    #169646

    Taylor
    Participant

    How Ironic

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    #169654

    BC
    Participant

    M.B.,
    We hired this guy!
    BC

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    #169666

    Heebeegeebee BB
    Participant

    I think many of us have hired “this guy”…

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    #169674

    BC
    Participant

    No doubt about it
    We have all come across him
    In our daily tasks
    (Yikes!  I automatically speak in haiku on Fridays now!  What have you done to me?)

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    #169680

    Six Sigma Shooter
    Member

    The black belt asked the master, “Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?”  The master answered, without hesitation, “I don’t know and I don’t care.”

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    #169682

    BC
    Participant

    ZEN,
    You have discovered something more intractable than the 1.5 sigma shift.

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    #169685

    Brandon
    Participant

    Oh, Six – you gave me another good morning laugh!!!

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    #169703

    Taylor
    Participant

    A Master Black Belt, Black Belt, Green Belt, and Machine operator walked into the bar in South Africa along the beach. Afer a few drinks the Machine Operator noticed a Giraff, a Lion, a Monkey, and Goat outside the window standing underneath a coconut tree. The machine operator said “Anyone want to take bets on which critter will get the banana?”
    The MBB quickly said “Giraff”
    The BB Quickly Said ” Lion”
    The GB looked at the Machine operator and Said “I’ll Take the Monkey”
    The Machine Operator just looked at the other guys and finished his drink.

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    #178604

    GB
    Participant

    How did I miss Chad Vader’s awesome Koan from earlier this year???
    Chad, you win!

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    #178609

    Taylor
    Participant

    Thanks.

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