Quality Slogan

Girish,
If you search using the post title “Inspiring Quality Quotes” you will find a string that began August 12, 2002. There will be plenty of material there.

Increase the quantity in direct proportion to qualily improvement.
Quality is the peak of structural hierarchy
Fresh Ideas – Quality Improvement
Never tell people how to improve the qualty, improve themself and they will surprise you with their ingenuity in achieving this goal

We make QUALITY…..please make your share!

Thank you rwatters,
You beat me to the punch.  In my years, all poster/slogan programs have failed to have any effect on quality.  Employees tend to belittle, ignore, or make fun of the flags, banners, and posters.
Better to engrain quality in the culture by leadership and systems.
Cheerleading is for football games.

Here is what not to do…
Put up a sign with your quality statment that just gets lost in the background and no one buys anyway (esp senior mgmt)
Have management tell everyone that quality matters… but don’t let that get in the way of delivery.
Tell everyone that we need to make it right the first time… but if you screw it up, well we’ll just fix it later.
Don’t document anything… takes too long and costs too much.
Don’t embrace change or new methods of doing anything… “we’ve been doing this a long time and we’re pretty good at it”
Don’t equate waste reduction with turning out the lights when the shop is empty…and call it lean.
Don’t listen to the people that actually have to do the job… they aren’t as smart as you.
I could go on (really) but I’ll stop now. I just had to vent. This is my hell.
BrianPM
PS. Quality starts at the top. Management has to embrace it, demonstrate it in everything they do and enable it or it will fail.
 

The one I developed for a number of former clients was:
“We’re no worse than anybody else!”

I’ve always been rather fond of:
“We’re just average people doing the best we can.”

Why do it right when we can always do it over.
BrianPM

Oh, sure, it’s a bit elitist and snotty, and might not further the business in some market segments, but I kind of like:
        We may not be the best but we doubt that you’d know the difference.

Inspired by Scott Adams’ Cubicle Hell:
“Quality Approved Products”- QAP
“Let’s make QAP”
“QAP Assured”
“QAP Champions” and “QAP Teams”
Call it what it is!

Got to
http://elsmar.com/pdf_files/
Scroll down and look at “Motivation_Slides.ppt”

Great.  Thanks.  

Folks:
Your contributions to the subject have been most impressive.  But I believe that no one has presented my favorite quality slogan:
“We’ve improved our quality, now up yours!”

Fast innovation through SS? Who cam up with that slogan? Let me guess, someone who does not understand SS but makes himself feel good with slogans!

How can you say “slogans don’t mean anything.” They mean a lot!
A slogan on a workplace banner can tell you that either a) management is clueless about how such things are perceived, or b) that they want you to believe something you’re not likely to believe based on your observations of their behavior, that they see you and not their leadership as the problem (they want to change you instead of changing their own behavior), and they thing you’re too stupid to see through them. Slogans say that your managers are bosses, not leaders.
(OK, maybe I’m being a bit cynical and harsh here. Slogans can have some value if management actually lives by them. Unfortunately, all too often, that’s not the case.)

Point taken……  However, effective communication and deployment of proper systems RARELY comes from signs, banners, and postings.
Consider traffic signs, billboards, etc.  Do we stop at a stop sign only because is says to stop?  Many people don’t.  Most of us do it because it has been engrained in us to do so.  Does anyone read a political billboard and immediately vote for that person?
Signs and slogans in the workplace are much like advertisements.  They may have some subliminal influence, but they really don’t do the job they are touted to do.  I’ve been in numerous Japanese owned manufacturing facilities and don’t remember ever seeing a slogan.  Very effective communications to the worker about their job and expectations, but no slogans.
By the way…. My dad had a good slogan that reminds me of most management today….. “Do as I say…. not as I do!!!!!”

Girish,
 
As Mr. Deming always said, “Eliminate slogans and implement LEADERSHIP !”  The marketplace will enforce quality…if your company or organization or yourself do not have it you will know soon enough.  The ecomonics with tell you, for sure.
 

My opinion?
That is neither catchy or inspiring……
It is bunk…….

give more some more interesting slogans on quality so that i can win my competition. i am very thankful  to u. 

Yes, slogans are useless, but so is Six Sigma. The emporer’s new clothes comes to mind when I think of Six Sigma. Our company has implemented this new and improved way of thinking for 18 months now, and we have been through 3 Site managers. None which has a clue about what our company does and how it best performs. Our company is now at crisis point due to “lean” manufactoring, we can not keep up with demands, our work force is completely frustrated because of our “lean” policy they are unable to perform their jobs because new tools are not allowed to be purchased.”Cheap” should replace “lean” because at the end of the day that is what it is.  Quality to Six Sigma is OK as long it is their way, which complete and total rubbish.
 

I can only hope I am your competitor.

hi,
    I need  quality slogan.

Try to affect a mock British accent when you say this over your company’s PA system: “But this one goes to 11”

Well, glad to see your obvious meter is calibrated today. Given the vague statement in the initial post that restarted this old thread, I think several viable options have been offered up free of charge, so that has to be a good thing. Hope you have a happy day. 

GENTELMINS,
 
COULD YOU PLEASE HELP ME FOR WRITING NEW QUALITY SLOGAN ABOUT :
ISO 9001-2000 Quality Management System.

No problem. Please forward a cashiers check in the amount of $1,500USD and I will start on it immediately. My address is:Dr. Darth
69 Death Star Road
Hslkdhjge, Nigeria 12345

Here’s a couple:There is no U in ISO
ISO is job #1
We’re ISO Certified and You’re Not
ISO MISO We’re cheaper than the other guy

Be So-So Go ISO
ISO, ISO, We’re Av-er-age You Know
ISO IS Ordinary

Write another couple of verses clb1 and maybe we can get Alan Jackson to record it!

i need a quality slogan.pls provide me the sites..

The really good quality slogan sites don’t have any.

“If we can’t do it fast, we will do it half-fast”JDI (Motto: all mottoes are too general)

Despair.com is one of my favourites: something about Continuous improvement being a death march rather than a marathon.JDI(Motto: I should really be doing some work)

 wnt for safety slogan
 

pl send

Pl provide me quality slogen

Send Rs10,000/ DD then i send lots of slogan

Kya aap akhrot hain?Achcha din lo!Bachcha bandook ka.Mera bachcha mat banaao!

ples sir sandf qulity slogans thanks

AKHILESHDo not rely on websites for your slogan.  A quality slogan needs to come from within the company.  It needs to reflect the culture of the company.  WHat was writtn by someone else may not be how your company sees quality.  My suggestion is to get a team together and brain storm suggestions and take the best fro all and write a quality statement from what you feel is your company’s quality culture

You should do some research on Deming’s view of Slogans…

DEAR SIR,
I HAVE DISPLAY THE YEAR 2009 QUALITY SLOGAN IN OUR FMS(Fuel Management System) Project PLEASE GIVE ME THE IDEA OF QUALITY SLOGAN

Dear Sir,
 
Please send me some Quality Slogen in English,Hindi & Marathi.
 
Thanks.

They have been sent as requested. Namaste.

qyality slogan hindi and english

Hey!
Isn’t that an answer from the oral portion of the online certification exam?

PL SEND ME QUALITY SLOGAN IN HINDI

Dear Sir,
 
Pl give some salogan for quality assurance on ISO 9001
Regards,
KS
 
 

“Quality is like a fine woman,
She has a perfect distribution, and a tight specification”
 
*walks away quietly*

And?
 
That was the point :)
It was better than everyone elses,
PLZ SEND SLOGAN FOR KITTENS.
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