Stevo’s questions of the day

What tool/test would I use if I wanted to know how much lumber/timber product can a woodland rodent throw, assuming that the fore mentioned rodent could indeed throw that product?
 
If I wear a size 10 shoe, can I assume that over time it will become a size 11.5?
 
Stevo
 
Ps. – I’m starting to believe that my employer is paying me too much.