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    Noob
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    Longtime reader but sometime I see a lot of conflicting opinions here.  So I was just wondering….. out of all the posters here, who would you hire if you were starting your own company?  Could be for any position; MBB, deployment leader, BB, champion, etc. 

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    #186541

    Ken Feldman
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    I’d hire Carnell for Deployment Leader because there would be no whining or whimps in the organization. He’d toss them out a window the first time they whine.Stan gets the vote for Champion because of his obvious mentoring and nurturing skills and his ability to build pride and self esteem in the Belts.Butler is selected as my MBB. I wouldn’t need anybody else. Between him and his trailer full of books, the total knowledge of the Universe would be at my fingertips.Stevo will fill the position of Fun Fairy to make things fun and keep things in perspective. To tell the truth, I was given that position at a former employer and it was my job to have fun and plan the bi weekly Friday parties to build team and blow off the pressure of the job.

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    #186542

    Stevo
    Member

    Fun Fairy, Really?!!  Oh come on!!!!  
     
    I have just as good “hard” skills as Butler and Stan.  And I can kick butt just as well as Carnell!  Ok, I can’t even keep a straight face while writing that.
     
    BTW – You can’t afford me.  Unless you willing to match my current $27 K per year.
     
    Stevo
     Ps. – Always hire some dumb-a$$ who thinks they know everything (take your pick of over 50 people on this site).  You never know when you will need a scapegoat

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    #186543

    Ken Feldman
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    Glad you got a significant raise when you left BOA. Funny you mention that. Just had a Client that had one of those dumbaxxes that though they knew everything. Leadership has just found out he doesn’t. Now they are trying to figure out what to do with them. Got any openings for another dumbaxx?

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    #186561

    GB
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    In no particular order, I would, without hesitation, hire any, or all of the following:Adam Bowden
    Mike Carnell
    Ken Feldman
    Gary Cone
    Mark Ahlman
    Steve Bates
    Karl Pogany
    Alan Syers
    Marty RaylThese folks have the depth, skillset, Leadership and experience to make tangible, profitable change a reality.

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    #186569

    Ken Feldman
    Participant

    Glad to see you wouldn’t hire Stan….talk about a high maintenance employee. That’s why he remains an independent consultant.

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    #186572

    GB
    Participant

    Duh,
    I totally spaced it!I would also hire:
    Darth, Stan, Stevo and the Venerable Bede as well.Didn’t mean to leave you guys out!

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