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    Lebowski
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    Hey, everybody. It’s The Dude again, man.

    This is a general inquiry to the masses out there. Like, I have to spend a lot of time…like an unnecessary amount of time doing these things. What do you call them? Certificates? Yeah, certificates. I have to spend a lot of time making certificates and it was a real pain in the general region where pain usually resides. You know, I would have to get signatures for each certificate and nobody wanted to do that. So now I just sign them myself since that seems to the easiest way to do it and and it saves a lot of time.

    I was just thinking to myself and going, “Dude, you can save more time if you just, you know, outsource it all together.” And then I was like, “That’s brilliant, man.” Since sweatshops are out of the question, I was thinking of outsourcing the whole certificate process to this company International Association for Six Sigma. Does anybody know anything about this International Association for Six Sigma company or what their deal is? I would really like to get some more time in down at the lanes so I’m thinking this maybe the best route.

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    #192532

    MBBinWI
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    @Lebowski – I got my certificate from the International Six Sigma Institute and Secret Society for Imperious Professionals of Process Improvement. Just to prove it, I’m attaching a scan of the cert here. Better than any free cert as an MBB you’re likely to get – good ‘ol ISSISSIPPI (stand an place your hand over your heart when you read that out of respect!) scanned my brain and confirmed all my learnin’.

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    #192533

    Stan Mikel
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    @Lebowski International Association for Six Sigma? Would anyone actually care for certification from these jokers. Current scam seem to be you do the work and we will do the certification for you. Anyone dumb enough to go for that deserves what they get.

    My opinion is you’d have to be an idiot to want their certification and even a bigger idiot to hire someone with the certification.

    Again just my opinion.

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    #192763

    gomezadams
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    I’d opt for the Blue Bass belt myself from ISSISSIPPI.

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